“hey Butter Bean, do you know what the American Dream is?” says dad
“umm, yes” replies son
“so what is it buddy?” asks dad
“it’s football !” exclaims son
“and you know what football is about daddy?” asks son
“what buddy?” replies dad
“it’s about frowing stuff.” states son (as if it’s so obvious)
It kind of makes you jealous ya know, for having to grow up.